Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
The gay agenda:
- wake up
- pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
- push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
- have gay lunch
- go for a gay walk in the gay park
- go to gay work and make gay money
- go gay shopping
- buy gay things
- have gay dinner
- pray that America will be destroyed
- watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
- go to sleep
- have gay dreams